North Korean leader Kim Jong Un Admits H-Bomb Was Actually An A-Bomb Due To Clerical Error (SAT PAR News Jan 6, 2016) On late Wednesday night Jan 6, 2015, it was discovered that the agency The Supreme Numbering And Cataloging Department had made a serious error. The scientist conducting the test cannot release the results of a nuclear bomb test until it has been named and recorded. The aforementioned agency responsible released a statement with the correction, "Instead of detonating an H-Bomb for the first time in our history, we detonated a standard A-Bomb that supposed to be named A-Bomb number H. In communication this was condensed to Bomb H and quickly became H-Bomb as it was passed to the Leader. We regret this error and will document rather than pass the information by phone next time. Accept our apologies as we know one day we will have a true H-Bomb". Kim Jong Un has ordered the agency responsible to be taken over by personally selected new employees as the original employees are all missing.

North Korea Puts Ecstasy in Public Drinking Water (SAT PAR News Jan 25, 2015) 24 samples of North Korean drinking water secretly taken out of the country from different locations, in sealed and source documented containers have been found to contain small amounts of the drug ecstasy and several other drugs as well. A South Korean research team has announced that the amount of the drug while small, is in exactly the same amount regardless of the source location where the sample was taken. This lead to the conclusion that there is a  government program to add the drug. The other drugs are a mystery to the scientists and are still being researched. Analysts who study the regime felt this resolves the puzzle of why citizens of North Korea are so over-indoctrinated into the culture of the leader Kim Jong un and all previous leaders. An intelligence officer who wished to remain anonymous and  familiar with North Korean submission techniques for the citizens and military said "The emotions and loyalty go beyond any amount of brainwashing ever seen and using ecstasy and other drugs to provoke stronger emotions and bonding with the leader of North Korea makes perfect sense."

North Korea Invents Energy Free Global Positioning Indicator (SAT PAR News Jun 17, 2014) North Korea {official name: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)} presented with great fanfare and parades a new type of device called a Global Positioning Indicator that shows where you are in relation to roads and cities without any power required. Kim Jong-un the leader personally showed of the device to TV cameras. "It is truly amazing, this even works in deep tunnels. The device is made of laminated paper. You just unfold it and locate where you are by the colorful road lines and city outlines. No citizen will ever get lost again." A statement released by the US White House Office of Science and Technology Policy doubted the significance of the invention, "From TV pictures and wire news reports it appears to be a crude version of a simple road map, the kind you would get at any gas station. Though it appears to lack many features our maps have. This has nothing in comparison with a GPS that most people are familiar with, as the name would lead one to believe." A response from the Korean Central News Agency stated, "The United States will be in chaos as the people living there will be lost roaming in circles as the DPRK citizens will have solid feet on known ground."