Extremist Islamic Group Pledge to Destroy American White Bread (SAT PAR News Jan 10, 2015) Dozens of Islamic fundamentalist terrorist groups including the Islamic State, have joined forces to wage ware on white bread in the United States. The reason is the uncanny coincidence of two people, one in Baltimore Maryland, the other in Seattle Washington, that have discovered their morning toast formed an image of Muhammad the prophet of Islam, Both said they used white bread. They recognized the image on their toast from paintings and drawings found in searches on the Internet. A video released by the Islamic State featured a speaker named Zarmina Waliyah angrily declaring war on American white bread. He also declared that they are examining the idea of an attack on toasters also,  as they were equal partners in the crime. Fundamental extreme Islamic groups cannot permit any image of the prophet as this they believe would lead to worship of idols. They are known as Iconoclasts and also have destroyed other images, statues, and buildings believed to spread false representation to God. The pieces of toast have been collected by the police and turned over to Homeland security where they have been placed in a bomb proof vault.