North Korea Invents Energy Free Global Positioning Indicator (SAT PAR News Jun 17, 2014) North Korea {official name: Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK)} presented with great fanfare and parades a new type of device called a Global Positioning Indicator that shows where you are in relation to roads and cities without any power required. Kim Jong-un the leader personally showed of the device to TV cameras. "It is truly amazing, this even works in deep tunnels. The device is made of laminated paper. You just unfold it and locate where you are by the colorful road lines and city outlines. No citizen will ever get lost again." A statement released by the US White House Office of Science and Technology Policy doubted the significance of the invention, "From TV pictures and wire news reports it appears to be a crude version of a simple road map, the kind you would get at any gas station. Though it appears to lack many features our maps have. This has nothing in comparison with a GPS that most people are familiar with, as the name would lead one to believe." A response from the Korean Central News Agency stated, "The United States will be in chaos as the people living there will be lost roaming in circles as the DPRK citizens will have solid feet on known ground."
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And will Kim's next act be to try to improve Korea's inaccurate weather forecasts by issuing plastic whirligigs to the meteorology office?
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