Stink Bugs Are Spying On People, Chip In Bug Sends Data (SAT PAR News Jun 9, 2014) Michael Forensia studying insects and bio-physics at Rutgers university picked up a Stink Bug (Brown Marmorated Stink Bug) on his window sill and decided to take a closer look at the bug that is driving large portions of America crazy with its infestation and smell when squished. Forensia put the insect under a powerful microscope and slowly dissected it with precision micro-surgical tools. What he found has caused the National Security Agency (NSA) and other intelligence related agencies to put out an alarm. Deep in the stomach was a nano-chip capable of receiving several types of communications signals. There is also a battery to power the device and when the battery would run down to a certain point, the remaining energy would send a signal to another device as yet unknown. Forensia said that without out more equipment and time there is no telling what type of data would be collected, but he guessed that cell phones and internet signals would be available. All that is conjecture now as a team from the NSA arrived to take possession of the device saying a public statement would be released as soon as they reverse-engineered the chip. At this point there are no clues as to the origin of the chip.
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