North Korea Puts Ecstasy in Public Drinking Water (SAT PAR News Jan 25, 2015) 24 samples of North Korean drinking water secretly taken out of the country from different locations, in sealed and source documented containers have been found to contain small amounts of the drug ecstasy and several other drugs as well. A South Korean research team has announced that the amount of the drug while small, is in exactly the same amount regardless of the source location where the sample was taken. This lead to the conclusion that there is a  government program to add the drug. The other drugs are a mystery to the scientists and are still being researched. Analysts who study the regime felt this resolves the puzzle of why citizens of North Korea are so over-indoctrinated into the culture of the leader Kim Jong un and all previous leaders. An intelligence officer who wished to remain anonymous and  familiar with North Korean submission techniques for the citizens and military said "The emotions and loyalty go beyond any amount of brainwashing ever seen and using ecstasy and other drugs to provoke stronger emotions and bonding with the leader of North Korea makes perfect sense."

Extremist Islamic Group Pledge to Destroy American White Bread (SAT PAR News Jan 10, 2015) Dozens of Islamic fundamentalist terrorist groups including the Islamic State, have joined forces to wage ware on white bread in the United States. The reason is the uncanny coincidence of two people, one in Baltimore Maryland, the other in Seattle Washington, that have discovered their morning toast formed an image of Muhammad the prophet of Islam, Both said they used white bread. They recognized the image on their toast from paintings and drawings found in searches on the Internet. A video released by the Islamic State featured a speaker named Zarmina Waliyah angrily declaring war on American white bread. He also declared that they are examining the idea of an attack on toasters also,  as they were equal partners in the crime. Fundamental extreme Islamic groups cannot permit any image of the prophet as this they believe would lead to worship of idols. They are known as Iconoclasts and also have destroyed other images, statues, and buildings believed to spread false representation to God. The pieces of toast have been collected by the police and turned over to Homeland security where they have been placed in a bomb proof vault.