Bruce Jenner Admits to Sex Transformation - Due to Implanted Robotics (SAT PAR News Feb 16, 2015) Bruce Jenner the famed gold medal Olympian and former married member to the Kardashian family has announced the real reason behind the not-so-secret sex transformations. In an interview with San Diego STAR 94.1 entertainment news radio, Jenner revealed the reason behind the transformation. "I am basically becoming a cyborg. Years ago I had an extensive amount of Botox work. I was the one out of a million people who had a rare reaction - 'loss of localized functionality', killing the nerves and muscle that move all parts of my face, and even my neck. As a result I require mechanical implants that will move my face, neck, and vocal chords. Unfortunately, these muscles are only shaped for a female face and neck - only 1 other patient ever needed it and that was a girl. I have had thoughts about becoming a woman, and if I did not do it right now, my face would have been distorted without the female cosmetic surgery and hormone treatments. When I was told the male robotics were not due for more than 5 years or more, I decided that I might as well become a woman now and look my best instead of a Frankenstein." The revelation has already sparked viral conspiracy stories about Botox changing your sex, but cooler heads have prevailed once it is known that an individual has a much better chance of winning the lottery than having the Bruce Jenner Effect as it has been called.

Google Shocks Market With ZweeProp Personal Flying Drone -  Fly to Work! (SAT PAR News Feb 09, 2015) Google has done it again, introducing technology everyone thought would only arrive in the era of the extreme future portrayed in the 1960's cartoon show, the Jetsons (1962-1988). A personal aircraft that vertically lifts you off the ground to a safe altitude (to clear buildings and antennas) then swivels the multiple propellers (6 independent blades in safe cages) to become more airplane driven. It is referred to as a drone as Google explained in a press release, because it flies autonomously. You select via controls or say the location (after an ID check). Using GPS, Google maps (of course), current flight information, and object detection, the aircraft will not only avoid collision with anything you can imagine (even birds - but not the speed of falcons) and get you where you need to go as the crow flies, but at 80 mph. The craft is rated for one person up to 240 lbs. It can go a distance of 67 miles. It uses a hybrid engine burning standard jet fuel and electricity - it even has solar cells (one version has bike pedals to add energy while you exercise). The flying transporter has a unique light system that identifies it as a Zweeprop - blue and white light that appears to shimmer and form an outline of an egg at night. For safety the light can be seen more than 10 miles away, and the craft comes with a parachute that - in line with the drone technology - automatically engages when the engines stops in flight or there is an impact. As is customary in these times, there is no regulation or system in place to handle such a device ahead of it s time, to be used by the common commuter. Australia has allowed 20 Zweeprops to be tested in small towns where there is little interference with other flying objects. Test pilots have likened the experience to riding a motorcycle in the sky.