Bruce Jenner Admits to Sex Transformation - Due to Implanted Robotics (SAT PAR News Feb 16, 2015) Bruce Jenner the famed gold medal Olympian and former married member to the Kardashian family has announced the real reason behind the not-so-secret sex transformations. In an interview with San Diego STAR 94.1 entertainment news radio, Jenner revealed the reason behind the transformation. "I am basically becoming a cyborg. Years ago I had an extensive amount of Botox work. I was the one out of a million people who had a rare reaction - 'loss of localized functionality', killing the nerves and muscle that move all parts of my face, and even my neck. As a result I require mechanical implants that will move my face, neck, and vocal chords. Unfortunately, these muscles are only shaped for a female face and neck - only 1 other patient ever needed it and that was a girl. I have had thoughts about becoming a woman, and if I did not do it right now, my face would have been distorted without the female cosmetic surgery and hormone treatments. When I was told the male robotics were not due for more than 5 years or more, I decided that I might as well become a woman now and look my best instead of a Frankenstein." The revelation has already sparked viral conspiracy stories about Botox changing your sex, but cooler heads have prevailed once it is known that an individual has a much better chance of winning the lottery than having the Bruce Jenner Effect as it has been called.