North Korean leader Kim Jong Un Admits H-Bomb Was Actually An A-Bomb Due To Clerical Error (SAT PAR News Jan 6, 2016) On late Wednesday night Jan 6, 2015, it was discovered that the agency The Supreme Numbering And Cataloging Department had made a serious error. The scientist conducting the test cannot release the results of a nuclear bomb test until it has been named and recorded. The aforementioned agency responsible released a statement with the correction, "Instead of detonating an H-Bomb for the first time in our history, we detonated a standard A-Bomb that supposed to be named A-Bomb number H. In communication this was condensed to Bomb H and quickly became H-Bomb as it was passed to the Leader. We regret this error and will document rather than pass the information by phone next time. Accept our apologies as we know one day we will have a true H-Bomb". Kim Jong Un has ordered the agency responsible to be taken over by personally selected new employees as the original employees are all missing.

North Korea Puts Ecstasy in Public Drinking Water (SAT PAR News Jan 25, 2015) 24 samples of North Korean drinking water secretly taken out of the country from different locations, in sealed and source documented containers have been found to contain small amounts of the drug ecstasy and several other drugs as well. A South Korean research team has announced that the amount of the drug while small, is in exactly the same amount regardless of the source location where the sample was taken. This lead to the conclusion that there is a  government program to add the drug. The other drugs are a mystery to the scientists and are still being researched. Analysts who study the regime felt this resolves the puzzle of why citizens of North Korea are so over-indoctrinated into the culture of the leader Kim Jong un and all previous leaders. An intelligence officer who wished to remain anonymous and  familiar with North Korean submission techniques for the citizens and military said "The emotions and loyalty go beyond any amount of brainwashing ever seen and using ecstasy and other drugs to provoke stronger emotions and bonding with the leader of North Korea makes perfect sense."