Saturday, September 6, 2014

Islamic State Falls Victim to Western Film Stereotype - Destroys Own Computer Network  (SAT PAR News Sep 06, 2014) The Islamic State, the extremist militants fighting in IRAQ with bases in Syria and also known as ISIS and ISIL may have dealt a greater injury to themselves then in all of their war campaigns to their enemy's. An informer has told Sat Par news that the IS leaders decided that based on the idea from western movies that young computer geniuses can hack and defeat any system, hired a 10 year old computer wizard to bring down Europe and American computer and mobile systems. While the informer was able to see that the kid was the best gamer in the world, he also saw that he was not that great at system hacking, due in part to the time spent playing games. When the child attempted to mask his computer origin by creating a hidden proxy server (a server that will mask your identify and issue connections and commands for you) - something he never attempted before - he inadvertently wiped data from all the IS computers and devices. The informer who wished to remain anonymous had worked in IT and described what happened, "This kid while brilliant, was doing something he knew nothing about! He connected all the IS devices with a hidden untraceable protocol - that part was smart, but when he set up the proxy server he instructed it to flush out the network for a clean start. He thought that meant the internet signals, but the command he issued meant all data, everywhere, even in caches. Everything is gone!" Lost were battle plans, bomb making instructions, tactical methods, blueprints of major city buildings, background files on fighters, basically everything IS used to successfully roll over Iraq was now gone, including all future plans. IS has not commented so far, this may in part be due to their templates for press responses were also deleted.

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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

ISIS Mistakenly Kills Most Of Its Soldiers Fighting Immense Mirror (SAT PAR News Jul 08, 2014) The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) currently taking over huge areas of territory in Iraq and moving into Syria and targeting Baghdad has committed a fatal military blunder. A 5 mile long mirrored installation by artist Leandro Erlich installed in 2000 made of highly polished stainless steel located outside the battle zone of Tikrit has brought the downfall of ISIS. The artwork original intention was to to hide the city, Erlich explained in an interview with Sat Par News in April of this year, "At 5 miles long and 500 feet high it acts as a cloaking device, all you see is the countryside, the city is invisible. But if you walk up to it, you see yourself, but in such a large view, it appears to be a different person." It is just such an eerie side-effect that has defeated ISIS. A large number of fighters attempted to shoot the similar looking soldiers in the mirror and thought they were losing as the bullets and mortars bounced right back off the polished steel. Most of the initial troops were killed. ISIS kept calling for more backup but with the same result. Early estimates are approximately 8,000 soldiers killed by ricocheting bullets and shrapnel.

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