ISIS Mistakenly Kills Most Of Its Soldiers Fighting Immense Mirror (SAT PAR News Jul 08, 2014) The Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) currently taking over huge areas of territory in Iraq and moving into Syria and targeting Baghdad has committed a fatal military blunder. A 5 mile long mirrored installation by artist Leandro Erlich installed in 2000 made of highly polished stainless steel located outside the battle zone of Tikrit has brought the downfall of ISIS. The artwork original intention was to to hide the city, Erlich explained in an interview with Sat Par News in April of this year, "At 5 miles long and 500 feet high it acts as a cloaking device, all you see is the countryside, the city is invisible. But if you walk up to it, you see yourself, but in such a large view, it appears to be a different person." It is just such an eerie side-effect that has defeated ISIS. A large number of fighters attempted to shoot the similar looking soldiers in the mirror and thought they were losing as the bullets and mortars bounced right back off the polished steel. Most of the initial troops were killed. ISIS kept calling for more backup but with the same result. Early estimates are approximately 8,000 soldiers killed by ricocheting bullets and shrapnel.

Rick Santorum Calls For Christian Caliphate In America (SAT PAR News Jul 02, 2014) Santorum who failed in his 2012 bid for the Republican presidential nomination and is now working on his film production company, EchoLight, has called for a complete ruling Christian Caliphate in the United States. It is not a coincidence that this announcement comes as the Islamic State's (formerly the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant) declaration of a caliphate. "The Caliphate in Iraq will be the antichrist, the Caliphate in America will be the ruler of all that is wise and good" Santorum said on Fox News July 1. Santorum outlined the Caliphate as having all three branches of government working within in one power, the Christian Collective. "The Christian Collective will be like Congress, the Supreme Court, and the Executive branch all working together under one leader. There will be no more dysfunction, it will be the end of federal debt, all states will regain their powers again, businesses will be free from regulation, gays will be converted to the true path of heterosexual enlightenment, marriage will be as God intended,  it will be the reign of the glorious!" Santorum said excitedly.

Kim Kardashian Video Game Accidentally Sends Fighter Jets Into Iraq (SAT PAR News Jun 19, 2014) "Kim Kardashian Hollywood" The preliminary name of the video game that will debut on phones has sent four F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jets from the aircraft carrier  USS George H.W. Bush in the Persian Gulf on a non-existent mission scramble. Here is how that happened according several sources that wish to remain anonymous as it details classified operations. A flight operations dispatcher was viewing the video trailer of the Kardashian game on their cellphone. The dispatcher had recently made an announcement to the pilots crew quarters PA system and had left the microphone open. The video game said a combination of words that deal with fashion items. The fashion words uttered by the male player in the game who wants to be a celebrity and was dressing for his first photo shoot. By coincidence this was the emergency code for immediate  launch of all fighter jets. The sources are withholding that exact combination of words to protect methods of communication. Except for the expenditure of fuel, and the rattled nerves of the Iraq radar crew who were confused at the unannounced launch, no damage was done. In fact one of pilots noted that this demonstrated the US was ready at any moment if air strikes are needed.